Within the walls of the Red you won’t find a T.V, jukebox or bandit, just the crackle of the open fire and the pulse of conversation and laughter.
This old coaching inn has served the village and surrounding hamlets of Cotherstone with fine ales since its foundations were laid in 1738. I'd describe this pub as a traditional, opened beamed, dales pub. Theres an open fire in the front bar and often a livley game of dominoes (5's & 3's) being played. The pub has a few claims to fame, aside from having Hannah Hauxswell as a neighbour, and playing part to one of the final sketches of 'The Fast Show' The pub was the last heather thatched roof within the village, and was only removed in the thirties. The pub is in the Good Beer Guide 2011, was Teesdale pub of the season 2009, 'Runner-up' Darlington CAMRA Country pub of the year 2007, 2008 and Rural Community Pub of the year 2008. It serves 2 real ales all year round, Jennings Cumberland and a local or national guest.

What's on at Christmas?

I've had Christmas deliveries from Hambleton, Mithril and Yorkshire Dales.
Come along and enjoy some festive cheer.
 
Middleton-in-Teesdale Silver Band will be playing on Saturday 17th December in the Red from about 8pm. (Come along early for a good spot)
Get into the Christmas spirit and get along to the Red Lion!!
 
then...
On Tuesday night (20th December) the village carol singers will finish up at the pub for a sing along and some mulled wine.
 
 
 
 
Christmas Opening Hours
Afternoon Evening
Friday 16 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Saturday 17 December 2011 Middleton Silver Band playing from 8pm 12pm - 3pm 7pm - 11pm
Sunday 18 December 2011   12pm - 4pm 7pm - 10.30pm
Monday 19 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Tuesday 20 December 2011 Village Carol Singing - Mulled wine and song finishing at the pub --- 7pm - 11pm
Wednesday 21 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Thursday 22 December 2011 Village Carol Singing --- 7pm - 11pm
Friday 23 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Saturday 24 December 2011 Christmas Eve 12pm - 3pm 7pm - 11pm
Sunday 25 December 2011 Christmas Day --- ---
 
Monday 26 December 2011 Boxing Day 12pm - 4pm 7pm - 11pm
Tuesday 27 December 2011 Bank Holiday 12pm - 4pm 7pm - 11pm
Wednesday 28 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Thursday 29 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Friday 30 December 2011   --- 7pm - 11pm
Saturday 31 December 2011 New Years Eve -               No children after 8.30pm --- 7pm - 1am
Sunday 01 January 2012 New Years Day 12pm - 5pm ---
Monday 02 January 2012 Bank Holiday 12pm - 4pm 7pm - 11pm
Tuesday 03 January 2012   --- 7pm - 11pm
Wednesday 04 January 2012   --- 7pm - 11pm

The Lad's Prayer

Our Beer which art in 'barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those that spillage against us
And lead us not into the poncey practice of wine tasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter the ale and the lager
Forever and ever. Barmen